“the struggles of being a dyke” (intro)

A comedic poem written by slb while at a comedy club. As an extreme hobbyist slb once explored giving standup a try. While at a comedy club as a spectator, slb wrote and performed the comedic poem. The poem does a great job of sharing slb’s views and detachment to her ownership of any penis; from the poem its clear that slb does not care to keep up with one.